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When I am gone

Please remember me

As a heartfelt laugh,

As a tenderness.

Hold fast to the image of me

When my soul was on fire,

The light of love shining

Through my eyes.

Remember me when I was singing

And seemed to know my way.

Remember always

When we were together

And time stood still.

Remember most not what I did,

Or who I was;

Oh please remember me

For what I always desired to be:

A smile on the face of God.

David Robert Brooks

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The Promise Of Redemption

Therefore seeing we have this ministry, as we have received mercy, we faint not;

But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully; but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.

But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake.

For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.

But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellency of the power may be of God, and not of us.

We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair;

Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed;

Always bearing about in the body the dying of the Lord Jesus, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our body.

For we which live are alway delivered unto death for Jesus' sake, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our mortal flesh.

So then death worketh in us, but life in you.

We having the same spirit of faith, according as it is written, I BELIEVED, AND THEREFORE HAVE I SPOKEN; we also believe, and therefore speak;

Knowing that he which raised up the Lord Jesus shall raise up us also by Jesus, and shall present us with you.

For all things are for your sakes, that the abundant grace might through the thanksgiving of many redound to the glory of God.

For which cause we faint not; but though our outward man perish, yet the inward man is renewed day by day.

For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory;

While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

II Corinthians 4

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THE DREAMERS

In the dawn of the day of ages,

In the youth of a wondrous race,

'Twas the dreamer who saw the marvel,

'Twas the dreamer who saw God's face.

On the mountains and in the valleys,

By the banks of the crystal stream,

He wandered whose eyes grew heavy

With the grandeur of his dream.

The seer whose grave none knoweth,

The leader who rent the sea,

The lover of men who, smiling,

Walked safe on Galilee --

All dreamed their dreams and whispered

To the weary and worn and sad

Of a vision that passeth knowledge.

They said to the world: "Be glad!

"Be glad for the words we utter,

Be glad for the dreams we dream;

Be glad, for the shadows fleeing

Shall let God's sunlight beam."

But the dreams and the dreamers vanish,

The world with its cares grows old;

The night, with the stars that gem it,

Is passing fair, but cold.

What light in the heavens shining

Shall the eye of the dreamer see?

Was the glory of old a phantom,

The wraith of a mockery?

Oh, man, with your soul that crieth

In gloom for a guiding gleam,

To you are the voices speaking

Of those who dream their dream.

If their vision be false and fleeting,

If its glory delude their sight --

Ah, well, 'tis a dream shall brighten

The long, dark hours of night.

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Cocky's no Chicken

Thursday, April 1, 2010 at 11:44PM

Cocky. Photo Jennifer Weber 2010Tuesday afternoon I got a call. It was TG. "Wanna go see USC play The Citadel in baseball tonight? I got four free tickets."

After making sure the "date" didn't involve a hasty trip to Charleston (the venue was Carolina's spanking-new stadium in Columbia), I agreed.

After all, the weather was fine. Carolina fine, and as the song says, nothing could be finer.

The Boo would tag along, good sport that she is, and we'd sell the fourth ticket to cover five-dollar parking. TG promised to take us out afterwards for dessert or "whatever."

(I adore "whatever." Always look for it on the menu.)

Besides, when it comes to baseball and TG, I have a soft spot. Our first date -- Thursday, August 24, 1978 -- was at Comiskey Park in Chicago. The White Sox beat the Kansas City Royals 4-1.

The weather was beautiful that night too.

On Tuesday the Gamecocks beat the Dawgs 10-1. Truth be known, the game was over practically before it started.

TG was despondent about the humiliation of his alma mater but for Boo and me, who couldn't have cared less who won, the night was about people-watching.

Prepared. Photo Jennifer Weber 2010Like the elderly ladies in front of us. One of them, as shadows began lengthening and the temperature fell below 68 degrees Fahrenheit, put on a stocking cap. She was already wearing a heavy fleece jacket.

Must've been a Chicago fan.

And then there was Cocky.

The University of South Carolina's mascot is a big red rooster who wears jersey number 01. Predictably he's got ginormous yellow feet and wears white gloves.

His antics are cute. He pretends to torment fans, covering their heads with his big floppy foam beak. He roams the stadium, shaking hands and dandling babies like a seasoned politician.

Come to think of it, there are plenty of cocky politicians … ahh. Let's not go down that rabbit trail just now.

But have you ever seen the San Diego Chicken? In … uhm, person?

I have. In Chicago.

For purely hysterical loopy humor the likes of which has been oft imitated but never matched, The Chicken is the very heart and soul of fowl having a ball.

The story of Ted Giannoulas, the genius behind The Chicken, is about as amazing as it gets too. You should read his bio here. It'll inspire you.

Accept no substitutes.

TG reminded me of the time when our Stephanie was turning five. Joined by my parents, we took her to Comiskey for an end-of-summer game.

The Chicken was on the menu schedule. What a treat.

A few years earlier, having taken in a Chicago Bulls game which included an appearance by The Chicken, TG was carrying Steph on his shoulders as they left the arena. Without fanfare who should materialize before them?

The Chicken.

TG urged little Stephanie to reach out and touch The Chicken's fur, and she did. The Chicken waited patiently for her to finish before moving on.

During his career (which is in its fourth decade) The Chicken has signed over two million autographs. In fact, he will never turn anyone away who waits in line for his chicken scratch.

Once he signed until 2:20 in the morning. That's when the last fan left.

I give you The Chicken. Accept no substitutes.

p.s. When you visit his web site, don't forget to shop at the Chicken Store. He's got some great buys there ... and shipping is always free!

Had enough chicken? Me neither. Here are more nuggets.

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