The beatings will continue until morale improves

Not to flog a dead horse but I have one or two more post-election horror stories to share with you.
You know how we're labeled bitter haters by the left because we think people ought to work for a living instead of subsisting on government handouts?
Well.
This brazen new world we're living in has spawned a subset of welfare recipients that, upon contemplation, may just require you to apply duct tape to your skull lest it explode.
I refer to able-bodied single young men (as in, under the age of twenty-five) with no dependents, who have jobs and yet still accept welfare to augment their lifestyle.
Case in point: TG and Andrew, while hanging out together on a recent weekend, decided to do some man-style shopping.
(Which being interpreted means, a brief, carefully planned, non-spontaneous foray into the retail universe.)
Andrew needed some new dress shirts and there was a sale at a local well-known men's haberdashery chain.
The one where if you purchase a single suit you get three more suits, five shirts, twelve ties, a long-handled shoe horn, a case of Ramen noodles, and a pet ferret for free.
While there they fell into conversation with the store manager, who waited on them.
Good man; retired military.
Since I was not present I don't know how the subject came up, but at some juncture the store manager told TG and Andrew about one of his part-time employees.
A young man of college age who is in fact a college student (his employer believes the fellow is attending school on a Pell grant), who works not one but two part-time jobs.
And gets three hundred fifty dollars a month in food stamps.
TG and Andrew were laughing as they told me the story.
Andrew remarked, I make good meals for myself (one of them, a recent chicken-and-whole-kernel-corn feast, is my phone's wallpaper because the boy was so proud of himself for cooking, he sent me a picture of it) and I don't know how I could spend three hundred fifty dollars a month on groceries.
TG and I looked at one another. After a brief conferral we agreed that we eat far better than we strictly have to, and it's doubtful we spend much more than three hundred fifty dollars in an average month on groceries.
And that's for both of us.
When the men's furnishings sales clerk revealed this information to his boss, apparently they got into a small discussion about our entitlement-heavy society and what it is costing the ones who have to pay for it.
According to the manager, he asked the kid: "You do know that food stamps is considered an entitlement program, don't you?"
The young man agreed that he did know that, but added that he feels he "deserves" the food stamps.
When his employer asked him why, the boy responded: "Because my parents are divorced."
?????
Mmmmkay. By that criteria ... never mind.
Suffice it to say, this young American male is unfazed by the fact that he has his hand out to accept food money from the government, while millions in the workforce who have never been on the dole -- and yet have many times gone without necessities, not to mention luxuries -- labor to pay the bill.
The story reminded me of a conversation I had with a man of sixty-plus years old who has been a personal friend for a long time.
My friend and his wife have been gainfully employed all their adult lives. She is now retired due to health issues but he works diligently to maintain a small business that he himself built.
They have one child: a boy of around twenty-five who has had a lot of difficulty both finishing school and holding jobs.
His longsuffering father told me that there's a new wrinkle in the never-ending saga of his son's many ups and downs: although he has a job, the boy accepts food stamps.
Of course my friend could see by my face that I found that idea as repugnant as it is ludicrous.
To his credit, he shared with me that he is ashamed his son would do such a thing. "I love my son but I do not approve of his lifestyle," my friend said.
You see, his son smokes cigarettes and drinks alcohol -- habits that can be costly in more ways than one -- and is known to frequently ... shall we say, party hearty.
I know what you're thinking: my friend was and perhaps still is lacking somewhat in effective parenting skills.
Although I would tend to agree with you (and my friend probably would too), that's another blog for another day.
But consider: A twenty-something male with a strong back and no health problems applies for and gets food stamps even though he makes enough money at a job to sustain two unhealthy vices.
I guess that's why he has a job in the first place. Priorities.
It makes me wonder how many welfare recipients save their money for beer and smokes while letting you and me take care of their grocery expenses.
Photo: Erica Weber
But of course we right-wingers are consistently characterized by the liberal media (pardon my redundancy) as bitter heartless racist haters because we think folks ought to get out of bed every morning, figure out a way to be productive, and pay their own way, doing without some luxuries if need be for the sake of integrity, decency, personal accountability, and that old standby, the greater good.
Not to mention, we're led to believe that all this welfare is for the benefit of that poor beleaguered figure glowing softly but insistently at the very core of our society, who had nothing whatsoever to do with her plight.
I speak of that most sainted and sacrosanct of American icons, the single mom.
And of course her children, who wouldn't know what to do if a meal appeared in front of them that didn't come directly from a bag or a box via McDonald's or the microwave.
(Not to mention the depth of their confusion if one of Mama's babydaddies walked through the door.)
Apparently we've all been taken for a ride on that oft-beaten equine unit.
Welfare: it ain't just for unemployed husbandless mommies and their smart-phone-textin'-EBT-card-totin' progeny anymore.
So this Thanksgiving, with the turkey and the stuffing and the cranberry sauce and the sweet taters and the green bean casserole and the yeast rolls and the pumpkin pie, perhaps we all ought to put a little plate of baloney -- or worse -- off to the side.
It could serve to keep us humble and to remind us that the left's full-frontal assault on our morals, our motives, and our money has just begun.
And still, there's so much to be thankful for.
Happy Monday! Happy Week!

