Chow Time
I took a total of two pictures last weekend, y'all. My camera is acting up (it being a device of a certain age, much like its owner) and I had forgotten to recharge the batteries and I had lots of cooking to do because of all the company, but like my mom says, an excuse is just the skin of the truth stuffed with a lie. I was lazy.
But I did get these two ... Allissa, who merrily gloms onto anyone standing still long enough for her to attach her eager gums, having a soggy go at Aunt Audrey. Earlier she had attempted to consume my nose ... Allissa, I mean. Audrey learned long ago that my nose tastes like ... nose. Allissa is a taste trainee.
I've captioned the photos, albeit lazily (in keeping with my general modus operandi). Can you, my clever readers, do any better?
Q:
WHO IS THIS? AND WHAT DOES SHE TASTE LIKE?
A:
NOT TOO SURE. ALL I KNOW IS, NOT THE MAMA AND NOT MY MILK.
Reader Comments (8)
Absolutely adorable!!! Love those big eyes she has. Cora does the same thing...latched on to my upper arm with those strong little gums and thought for sure I would have a hickey by the time I pried her off.
an excuse is just the skin of the truth stuffed with a lie
Love it.
"but like my mom says, an excuse is just the skin of the truth stuffed with a lie." but like my mom says, an excuse is just the skin of the truth stuffed with a lie. special value of this post gives this proverb Your mother, I want to you all the best!Steven
I'm assuming Allissa isn't teething yet, right? Once she starts, Audrey better watch out. A friend of mine once lost a nose to a teething baby. True story.
Ok, this isn't very clever, but here's my revised captions.
"I heard everyone calls you Sweet Cheeks."
"Huh. I don't get it."
@ Elaine ... I think Cora and Allissa would certainly tie in any contest for biggest baby blues! They are something, aren't they?
@ Writer Dad ... thanks my friend. A mot not original with me (and likely not even with my mom) but pithy nonetheless!
@ Steven ... thank you, and thanks for reading!
@ Kev ... no kidding? Allissa may very well be teething, which is why she treats all she encounters as human teething rings. I'll tell Audrey to watch out.
@ Ruth ... LOLOLOLOL! I like that much better than mine! Sweet cheeks indeed!
Look at those eyes!!!!!! That can't possibly be the NEW baby, can it???? Can't wait to get my hands on MY little one soon! Due Sept. 14!!!!
@ Joonie ... none other than sweet Allissa, born on tax day! What a little dividend! You'll soon be having all sorts of fun with your new little one. I am praying for Anita.